Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!